Friday, February 15, 2008

kanye fans


ive talked to a lot of kanye fans today and most of them have been from a smallville, meaning that when glow in the dark tickets go on sale they think that they can buy them months, weeks, days, even hours after the ticketmaster clock has struck. Anyway i had to educate them but there is no excuse for one dumb ass kanye fan: michael jakson jr. michael jackson jr. is from chicago and decided that since he was home from college this weekend he could personally visit the united center six hours after the tickets went on sale and request a seat first row center stage. what a jackass. He called me and told me his plan and i said that he would be standing at the united center ticket counter looking like a sucker. After he went and got treated he called me again and said that they only had seats left in the 300 level. i said "yeah i know shit face" should have got them earlier.
ps im obviously pretty much a nazi when it comes tickets.
-HILL

this blog

my bandmates/great friends are bizarre. real crazy, i tell ya.
lol at those vids.

anyhow, T.I.T.S. is in the process of getting shirts made. i'm really excited, b/c i love logo tees, and they will be a really great form of publication. also, we're looking for a great photographer to get some shots of the band. so if you're willing to do it pro bono, please contact us!!! thanks so much for visiting the blog and please continue to support us. oh! we don't have any of our own music yet, but the boombox is consistently blasting some of the greatest and our favorite tunes. it's mostly some shit y'all ain't even up on, so check it out. l.a. said her friend has a quote from kanye saying something like "For people that dress super-good, this is the music we listen to. If you don't like it you probably can't dress good." so yeah, get up on our shit. it's pretty awesomeness.


Reneeka Rae :D

chick with a dick pt.III

obviously, there are relations in the band i didn't know about...


chick with a dick pt.II

memphis is such a nut job!
{awwww skeet skeet}

chick with a dick pt. I

what else is there for two chicks to do at 12:30 am?


lazy sundays

Thursday, February 14, 2008

chapter one



There once was a girl who liked a boy and he had no idea that she fancied him. She saw him at least once everyday and he never noticed her. She was not even sure if she wanted him to notice her because she enjoyed admiring another from afar. It was the sudden burst of feelings she had for someone that ignited sparks. She felt alive. She craved him…







-on the strings... l.a.

VALENTINES DAY MY ASS!


morgyp here-
thats right...im making a blog...and wat i got to say today..is not like the sweet innocent morgan i ususally am......
it effin valentines day...another day hallmark invented to make single people depressed
thats right...i got no valentine..im spending my lovely thrusday night filling myself with chocolate...which i did not receive from any dood, but from all the girls who got a shitload of chocolate from their boyfriends....
well here are my thoughts on this dayum day:
ANYONE WHO HAS A VALENTINE OR BOO OR BOYFRIEND OR SPECIAL SOMEONE CAN SUCKA ON SOME BALLS....because youre a lame ass........bitches....
im out
morgyp

So you got a TIGHT ASS roommate, huh?


You ever had a roommate that was such a tight ass, there was always tension in the room? Well, that shit is real....the tight ass rommate is my roommate! "I don't appreciate the fact that you had a guy in the room without telling me." Bitch shut that shit up!!! This is my room if I want a guy in my room ima have a gaddamn guy in the room; I pay the tuition in this muthafucka, you don't...yo auntie pay for this shit nigga....which ya weak ass! OMG my friends coming in my room is a problem...seriously!? Granted we're in the room together and we gotta compromise but when I take all yo bullshit and then you wana try to play me nigga forreal....be forreal, you got life like so fucked! I am an open ass person and yo weak ass think you can't talk to me boo that shit nigga. I wana whoop yo ass right about now...just kidding no wait just kidding bout just kidding...I REALLY DO. And another thing you don't like the guitarist in T.I.T.S. If LA Hill wana walk in the damn room without knocking...then dammit her every wish is you command bitch...get some dick in your life!...how dare you talk about my band member in such a way....you actually got the balls to do that shit...girl this is T.I.T.S. in yo face nigga...


LA Hill & Memphis



....I just had to vent! I'm out!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

hey you:D

so, this is the band's first blog, site, form of publication really. since we had something established, we tried to google ourselves. well, to our surprise and dismay, there is a band in CA by the name of TITS [thinking in technicolor syndrome]. lame, right? i know. anyhow, don't be fooled. the real T.I.T.S. is going to bring you banging entertainment.





song of the moment: "R U Entertained"- Stylophonic





Reneeka Rae:D